Becky. 21. In my head, I'm some wonderful combination of Belle and Hermione. In reality, I'm just a bit of a bookworm with a slight know-it-all tendency. Nothing makes me happier than a new book, good music, a mug of coffee, and all the time in the world to enjoy it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
DEAR
SWEET
BABY JESUS.
CAN’T
BREATHE
,y sister is looiking at me strangely now.
oh ymgod
plesae
send help
hyperventilating
omg jesus fuck i cant what is going on
I AM DEAD
*Snorts* Seriously Ben, seriously?
GET OUT. GET OUT OF HERE.
DEAD. I AM DEAD.
The voice of an ANGEL.
Is it bad that all I can hear is Cam from Modern Family, when he does the deep South accent?
me and my sister are crying omfg help us please

help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
(Source: alaskan-bullw0rm)
Kind of reminds me of Mama Umbridge :/
I can’t stop laughing. Oh my god.
Dear LORD. As a Southern woman. Yes, he’s quite on the mark right there.
LOLOLOLOLOL he sounds like that guy from Family Guy
WAT. WAAAAATTTTTTT….
somebody help me. I have lost the ability to breathe.
Is it wrong I find this rather foxy?
Seriously, I WILL bear this man’s children. Even if he sounds like a woman. I really don’t even care.